funny song quotes

In your patience possess ye your souls. ~Luke 21:19



The world has never yet seen a truly great and virtuous nation because in the degradation of woman the very fountains of life are poisoned at their source. ~Lucretia Mott



In cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance. ~John Perry Barlow



It's not the bullet with my name on it that worries me. It's the one that says "To whom it may concern." ~Anonymous Belfast resident, quoted in London Guardian, 1991



Things which you do not hope happen more frequently than things which you do hope. ~Titus Maccius Plautus



Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. ~Bernard M. Baruch



My fat scares me - it's a ticking time bomb. ~Carrie Latet



Adults are obsolete children. ~Dr. Seuss



The true harvest of my daily life is somewhat as intangible and indescribable as the tints of morning or evening. It is a little star dust caught, a segment of the rainbow which I have clutched. ~Henry David Thoreau, Walden



There is often less danger in the things we fear than in the things we desire. ~John C. Collins



I would have thought that the knowledge that you are going to be leapt upon by half-a-dozen congratulatory, but sweaty team-mates would be inducement not to score a goal. ~Arthur Marshall



Some stories are true that never happened. ~Elie Weisel



The moment a man claims a right to control the will of a fellow being by physical force, he is at heart a slaveholder. ~Henry C. Wright, The Liberator, 7 April 1837



The child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering. ~Benjamin Spock, Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care



John Hancock: "And we will call that country the United States of America."



The best-dressed woman is one whose clothes wouldn't look too strange in the country. ~Hardy Amies



An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ~Agatha Christie, news summaries, 9 March 1954



Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. ~Robert Frost



As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social. ~Joseph Francis



Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary