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Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it. ~John Steinbeck, Sweet Thursday



Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality. ~Erich Fromm



I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. ~Heloise Cruse



It becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia. ~Ted Koppel



There is no psychology; there is only biography and autobiography. ~Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin: Psychology, 1973



You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from. ~Werner Erhard



It is more easy to be wise for others than for ourselves. ~Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld



Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned. ~Peter Marshall



There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Each morning I gaze at the eastern horizon, and if the sun keeps its promise, I keep mine. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. ~Giuseppe Garibaldi



Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water. ~Antoine Rivarol



Don't despise empiric truth. Lots of things work in practice for which the laboratory has never found proof. ~Martin H. Fischer



Boredom is an emptiness filled with insistence. ~Leo Stein



Flowers often grow more beautifully on dung-hills than in gardens that look beautifully kept. ~Saint Francis de Sales



What we call "morals" is simply blind obedience to words of command. ~Havelock Ellis



It's hard to make up your bed while you're still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



More good has been accomplished by simple people seeking their own honest ends than by all the philanthropists in history. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Defining myself, as opposed to being defined by others, is one of the most difficult challenges I face. ~Carol Moseley-Braun



Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them. ~Martin Amis