quotes on drugs

Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?" ~Jack Handey



Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. ~Author Unknown



Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth! And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell. ~James 3:5-6



There are cases where psychoanalysis works worse than anything else. But who said that psychoanalysis was to be applied always and everywhere. ~C.G. Jung



I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders. ~Jewish Proverb



History is a symphony of echoes heard and unheard. It is a poem with events as verses. ~Charles Angoff



Man would be "otherwise." That's the essence of the specifically human. ~Antonio Machado



We are asleep with compasses in our hands. ~W.S. Merwin



For myself I hold no preferences among flowers, so long as they are wild, free, spontaneous. Bricks to all greenhouses! Black thumb and cutworm to the potted plant! ~Edward Abbey



Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow. ~Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I'd Like to Give to You



The best rose-bush, after all, is not that which has the fewest thorns, but that which bears the finest roses. ~Henry Van Dyke



Face what you think you believe and you will be surprised. ~William Hale White



Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. ~Author Unknown



And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. ~Luke 2:13-14



There are many experts on how things have been done up to now. If you think something could use a little improvement, you are the expert. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers, but the spring breeze brings forth myriad blossoms. ~Ikkyu Sojun



My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit. ~Jerry Hall



Death is the surest calculation that can be made. ~Ludwig B�chner, Force and Matter



Out with the cold, in with the woo. ~E. Marshall, "Spring Thought"



Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only. ~Samuel Butler, Erewhon