quotes on being happy

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys. ~From the television show King of Queens, spoken by the character Doug Heffernan



I've decided that the stuff falling through the cracks is confetti and I'm having a party! ~Betsy Canas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com



Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority. ~William Arthur Ward



The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy. ~Sigmund Freud, attributed



God, that dumping ground of our dreams. ~Jean Rostand, Carnets d'un Biologiste, 1962



The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. ~Henry Boye



I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice. ~Kurt Rambis, on drug testing



Teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision. The ability to direct individual accomplishment toward organizational objectives. It is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results. ~Andrew Carnegie



Divine Nature gave the fields, human art built the cities. ~Marcus Terentius Varro, De Re Rustica



Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils; but present evils triumph over it. ~La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1678



Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. ~Edward Abbey



Food. Water. Shelter. Air. Sleep. Societal inflation has expanded need into greed. Suddenly the basic survival needs also include a cell phone, cable TV, and French manicured fingernails.... We've become the absolute biggest whiners of all human history with the absolute smallest justification for whining. ~Charlie Diekatze



There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us. ~Laurence J. Peter



The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. ~Doug Larson



Knowledge is the true organ of sight, not the eyes. ~Panchatantra



Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up. ~Ellen Goodman



Judgements prevent us from seeing the good that lies beyond appearances. ~Wayne W. Dyer



At the moment I am looking into astrology, which seems indispensable for a proper understanding of mythology. There are strange and wondrous things in these lands of darkness. Please, don't worry about my wanderings in these infinitudes. I shall return laden with rich booty for our knowledge of the human psyche. ~Carl Jung



There's nothing certain in a man's life except this: That he must lose it. ~Aeschylus, Agamemnon



It is good to feel lost... because it proves you have a navigational sense of where "Home" is. You know that a place that feels like being found exists. And maybe your current location isn't that place but, Hallelujah, that unsettled, uneasy feeling of lost-ness just brought you closer to it. ~Erika Harris, lifeblazing.com