funny sexual quotes

A play should give you something to think about. When I see a play and understand it the first time, then I know it can't be much good. ~T.S. Eliot, New York Post, 22 September 1963



Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. ~C.S. Lewis



The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. ~Ernest Hemingway



Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. ~Lord Chesterfield



In thoughts from the visions of the night, when deep sleep falleth on men... ~Job 4:13



God pours life into death and death into life without a drop being spilled. ~Author Unknown



People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made. ~Otto Bismark



Someone to tell it to is one of the fundamental needs of human beings. ~Miles Franklin



Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown



We are all parasites; we humans, the greatest. ~Martin H. Fischer



If you suppress grief too much, it can well redouble. ~Moliere



What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. ~David Gerrold The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. ~Author Unknown



Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle



I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage. ~Noel Coward



Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. ~Gilbert Keith Chesterton, Orthodoxy, 1909



I consider it a good rule for letter-writing to leave unmentioned what the recipient already knows, and instead tell him something new. ~Sigmund Freud



It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen. ~Author Unknown



Happiness is the natural flower of duty. ~Phillips Brooks



The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion. ~Edmund Burke