funny dog quotes

I have little confidence in any enterprise or business or investment that promises dividends only after the death of the stockholders. ~Robert G. Ingersoll



Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered. ~Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead



As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. ~Erma Bombeck



Love is blind; hate is deaf. ~Author Unknown



Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street. ~Author Unknown



We are quite rich enough to defend ourselves, whatever the cost. We must now learn that we are quite rich enough to educate ourselves as we need to be educated. ~Walter Lippmann



Remove far from me vanity and lies: give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with food convenient for me. ~Proverbs 30:8



Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. ~Author Unknown



Waste not the smallest thing created, for grains of sand make mountains, and atomies infinity. ~E. Knight



Pothinus: "Is it possible that Caesar, the conqueror of the world, has time to occupy himself with such a trifle as our taxes?"



The difference between a helping hand and an outstretched palm is a twist of the wrist. ~Laurence Leamer, King of the Night



A pure hand needs no glove to cover it. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter, Chapter XII "The Minister�s Vigil"



When Hell freezes over, I'll curl there, too. ~Author Unknown



We all know how the size of sums of money appears to vary in a remarkable way according as they are being paid in or paid out. ~Julian Huxley



There are people who have an appetite for grief; pleasure is not strong enough and they crave pain. They have mithridatic stomachs which must be fed on poisoned bread, natures so doomed that no prosperity can sooth their ragged and dishevelled desolation. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. ~Harry Golden The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. ~Harry Golden



Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ~Oprah Winfrey



Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. ~Theodor Seuss Geisel, attributed Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. ~Violeta Parra



The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion. ~Edmund Burke