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A father is available to help his daughter balance both her love and her anger toward her mother, to moderate the inevitable emotional extremes in the intense mother-daughter equation. With Daddy's steadying influence daughters can learn to be comfortable with healthy anger, rather than feeling that they must be eternal good girls who must at all costs conceal it. ~Victoria Secunda



Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love. ~Lucinda Franks



I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain. ~James Baldwin I imagine that yes is the only living thing. ~e.e. cummings



In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. ~Christopher Morley



Readjusting is a painful process, but most of us need it at one time or another. ~Arthur Christopher Benson



To choose a good book, look in an inquisitor�s prohibited list. ~John Aikin



You don't want to get to the end of life's journey and discover you never left the interstate. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth of them. ~Aldous Huxley



Happiness is sharing a bowl of cherries and a book of poetry with a shade tree. He doesn't eat much and doesn't read much, but listens well and is a most gracious host. ~Astrid Alauda



On the bathing-tub of King T'ang the following words were engraved: "If you would one day renovate yourself, do so from day to day. Yea, let there be daily renovation." ~Confucian Analects



Let the credit card companies market as they will, the only thing that's priceless is Now. ~Caleb Baylor Hive, 2005



Faith is like radar that sees through the fog. ~Corrie Ten Boom, Tramp for the Lord



My strength is made perfect in weakness. ~II Corinthians



All know the way; few actually walk it. ~Bodhidharma



I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. ~Henry Louis Mencken



Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap. ~Liv Ullmann



To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. ~Confucius



If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. ~James Baldwin



If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? ~Author Unknown



Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. ~Jim Bishop, "On the English Countryside," NY Journal-American, 28 September 1957, quoted in Simpson's Contemporary Quotations compiled by James B. Simpson