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Man is a history-making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind. ~W.H. Auden, The Dyer's Hand



Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. ~Lillian Johnson



I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church. ~Robin Williams, 1982



Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil. ~Byron, Hours of Idleness



Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us. ~Voltaire



A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. ~Author Unknown



The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends. ~Saki



In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired. ~Author Unknown



As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws. ~Scott Adams ("Dogbert")



Friends are family you choose for yourself. ~Author Unknown



A writer who wishes to be read by posterity must not be averse to putting hints which might give rise to whole books, or ideas for learned discussions, in some corner of a chapter so that one should think he can afford to throw them away by the thousand. ~Georg Christoph Lichtenberg



Artistry is an innate distrust of the theory of reality concocted by the five senses. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Be a good animal, true to your animal instincts. ~David Herbert Lawrence, White Peacock, 1911



Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all. ~Abraham Lincoln



In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. ~Blaise Pascal



Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ~Timothy Leary



One piece of log creates a small fire, adequate to warm you up, add just a few more pieces to blast an immense bonfire, large enough to warm up your entire circle of friends; needless to say that individuality counts but team work dynamites. ~Jin Kwon



A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. ~Paul Sweeney



The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor. ~Author Unknown