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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." ~Lyndon B. Johnson



Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. ~Ogden Nash



Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~Henry David Thoreau



Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. ~Bill Dodds



Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. ~Simone Signoret



"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called. ~A.A. Milne



Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. ~Ernest Hemingway (Thanks, Schanna)



Are they dead that yet speak louder than we can speak, and a more universal language? Are they dead that yet act? Are they dead that yet move upon society and inspire the people with nobler motives and more heroic patriotism? ~Henry Ward Beecher



You could move. ~Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood



Jews don't go camping. Life is hard enough as it is. ~Carol Siskind



We shall continue to have a worsening ecologic crisis until we reject the Christian axiom that nature has no reason for existence save to serve man. ~Lynn White, Jr., "The Historical Roots of Our Ecologic Crisis," 1967



Even God has to practice his putting. ~Golf Saying



No man was ever wise by chance. ~Seneca



"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes. ~James Morrow



Is a civilization naturally backward because it is different? Outside of cannibalism, which can be matched in this country, at least, by lynching, there is no vice and no degradation in native African customs which can begin to touch the horrors thrust upon them by white masters. Drunkenness, terrible diseases, immorality, all these things have been gifts of European civilization. ~W.E.B. DuBois



People think too historically. They are always living half in a cemetery. ~Aristide Briand



God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. ~Garrison Keillor



Wish for nothing so much that you forget to make it come true. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. ~Martin Luther



God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs