intelligence quotient bell curve

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." ~Herbert Spencer



The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. ~Kin Hubbard



You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



Never ruin an apology with an excuse. ~Kimberly Johnson Never ruin an apology with an excuse. ~Kimberly Johnson



If you could eavesdrop on everything said about you, you'd spend most of your time waiting for the subject to come up. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. ~Author Unknown



A woman needs two animals - the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it. ~Author Unknown



I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string. ~Scott Adams



Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be. ~Thomas a Kempis, Imitation of Christ, c.1420



If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went



Fear cannot take what you do not give it. ~Christopher Coan, @Wisetree63



What we call "morals" is simply blind obedience to words of command. ~Havelock Ellis



The happiest thing that can be said about democracy... is that it is one of the few systems that has been willing to risk a long period of confusion and mixed purposes for the sake of giving man a chance to grow up in mind and responsibility. ~H.A. Overstreet



Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~Gene Perret



If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi



Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. ~Will Rogers



Polished brass will pass upon more people than rough gold. ~Lord Chesterfield



Nothing that is complete breathes. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



For the happiest life, rigorously plan your days, leave your nights open to chance. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966