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Ideas can be life-changing. Sometimes all you need to open the door is just one more good idea. ~Jim Rohn



Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around. ~Author Unknown



We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity. ~Will Rogers



Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~Henry Kissinger



To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson



We are all primary numbers divisible only by ourselves. ~Jean Guitton



We cannot command Nature except by obeying her. ~Francis Bacon



I, who cannot stay in my chamber for a single day without acquiring some rust, and when sometimes I have stolen forth for a walk at the eleventh hour of four o'clock in the afternoon, too late to redeem the day, when the shades of night were already beginning to be mingled with the daylight, have felt as if I had committed some sin to be atoned for. ~Henry David Thoreau



Believing is easier than thinking. Hence so many more believers than thinkers. ~Bruce Calvert



Day, like a weary pilgrim, had reached the western gate of heaven, and Evening stooped down to unloose the latchets of his sandal shoon. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Hyperion



The older I grow the more I listen to people who don't talk much. ~Germain G. Glien



Courage can't see around corners, but goes around them anyway. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



I didn't know I'd have to be torn down before I could be built up. ~Author Unknown



The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law. ~H.G. Wells, Bealby, 1915



Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. ~Trey Parker & Matt Stone, South Park



Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. ~Author Unknown



A dog may be man's best friend, but the horse wrote history. ~Author Unknown



Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath. ~Dave Barry



It takes a while, but eventually we appreciate that the people who were always there for the special occasions of our youth had other things to do. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com