happy love quotes about him

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. ~Minnie Pearl



This is my history; like all other histories, a narrative of misery. ~Samuel Johnson



Things do not pass for what they are, but for what they seem. Most things are judged by their jackets. ~Baltasar Gracian Things look different from the seat of a bike carrying a sleeping bag with a cold beer tucked inside. ~Jim Malusa



We Americans have no commission from God to police the world. ~Benjamin Harrison, address to Congress, 1888



Men define intelligence, men define usefulness, men tell us what is beautiful, men even tell us what is womanly. ~Sally Kempton



If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? ~Mark Twain



The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men. ~Lupe Velez



It is a comely fashion to be glad; Joy is the grace we say to God. ~Jean Ingelow



Any excuse will serve a tyrant. ~Aesop



Each season of adventure reality television gets more and more challenging. I'm waiting for them to come out with a Survivor: Phoenix in July edition. ~Linda Solegato



Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. ~Jim Murray



Alas, by the time Fate caught up with my life, Chance had it all planned. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is. ~German Proverb



It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. ~Henry Ward Beecher



Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them. ~Compton MacKenzie



The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life is your own. No apologies or excuses. No one to lean on, rely on, or blame. The gift is yours - it is an amazing journey - and you alone are responsible for the quality of it. This is the day your life really begins. ~Bob Moawad



We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse. ~Rudyard Kipling



The aphorist sees in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of happiness. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



May I never wake up from the American dream. ~Carrie Latet