happy birthday love quotes for him

I never question what to do, it tells me what to do. The photographs make themselves with my help. ~Ruth Bernhard



If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~Mark Twain



Sometimes I feel that life is passing me by, not slowly either, but with ropes of steam and spark-spattered wheels and a hoarse roar of power or terror. It's passing, yet I'm the one who's doing all the moving. ~Martin Amis, Money



Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. ~Marilyn Monroe



There is a sort of man who pays no attention to his good actions, but is tormented by his bad ones. This is the type that most often writes about himself. ~W. Somerset Maugham, The Summing Up, 1938



I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's. ~Alex Karras



To the great tree-loving fraternity we belong. We love trees with universal and unfeigned love, and all things that do grow under them or around them - the whole leaf and root tribe. ~Henry Ward Beecher



What men desire is a virgin who is a whore. ~Edward Dahlbert



Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. ~Author unknown, attributed to a 7-year-old named Bobby



Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. ~Stephen Baker



When most people see an adult skipping they assume it must be on the way either to or from the asylum. ~Terri Guillemets



If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 17



While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. ~Samuel Johnson



There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. ~Lee Trevino



Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first. The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior. When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed. ~Marva Collins



If Creation were a crime, would not God be the prime suspect? ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life. ~Author Unknown



Why, then the world's mine oyster, which I with sword will open. ~William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor



Material blessings, when they pay beyond the category of need, are weirdly fruitful of headache. ~Philip Wylie



It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897