funny quotes and sayings about me

Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ~Henry David Thoreau



Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts. Football is a beastly game played by beasts. ~Henry Blaha, 1972



If you have never said "Excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you are probably wasting too much valuable reading time. ~Sherri Chasin Calvo



Death is a debt we all must pay. ~Euripides



And so we shall have to do more than register and more than vote; we shall have to create leaders who embody virtues we can respect, who have moral and ethical principles we can applaud with enthusiasm. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.



You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. ~John Wooden



The thing I am most aware of is my limits. And this is natural; for I never, or almost never, occupy the middle of my cage; my whole being surges toward the bars. ~Andre Gide, Journals, 4 August 1930



My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. ~Thomas Paine



Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today. ~Malcolm X



For me, mowing the lawn with a very loud gas-powered mower is the best time for karaoke. And I'm sure my neighbors would agree. ~Author Unknown



Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



We have to live today by what truth we can get today and be ready tomorrow to call it falsehood. ~William James



Sometimes I go about pitying myself, and all the while I am being carried across the sky by beautiful clouds. ~Ojibwe Proverb



The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of "the familiar letter." ~Author Unknown



If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. ~Scott Adams



You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. ~Dan Birdwell



To know the history of science is to recognize the mortality of any claim to universal truth. ~Evelyn Fox Keller, Reflections on Gender and Science, 1995



I don't cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day. ~Terri Guillemets



Poverty, Frost, Famine, Rain, Disease, are the beadles and guardsmen that hold us to Common Sense. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Heavy thoughts bring on physical maladies; when the soul is oppressed so is the body. ~Martin Luther