funny friends forever quotes

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing "Embraceable You" in spats. ~Woody Allen



Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ~Michael Nelson



The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. ~Ellen Glasgow



Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Always be a little kinder than necessary. ~James M. Barrie



I am running in this race because of what Dr. King called "the fierce urgency of now." Because I believe that there's such a thing as being too late. And that hour is almost upon us. ~Barack Obama, Iowa Jefferson-Jackson Dinner, 2007 Nov 10



He had the uneasy manner of a man who is not among his own kind, and who has not seen enough of the world to feel that all people are in some sense his own kind. ~Willa Cather



The stern hand of fate has scourged us to an elevation where we can see the great everlasting things that matter for a nation; the great peaks of honour we had forgotten - duty and patriotism, clad in glittering white; the great pinnacle of sacrifice pointing like a rugged finger to heaven. ~David Lloyd George



Photographs that transcend but do not deny their literal situation appeal to me. ~Sam Abbel



Fat is not a moral problem. It's an oral problem. ~Jane Thomas Noland



The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. ~William Gibson



Courage is a kind of salvation. ~Plato



Every man's memory is his private literature. ~Aldous Huxley



My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it. ~Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968



Breathing is the greatest pleasure in life. ~Giovanni Papini



Religion is a fashionable substitute for Belief. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891



When I work I relax; doing nothing or entertaining visitors makes me tired. ~Pablo Picasso



My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time. ~Karen Brown



Man is the only trained animal who expects his reward before he does his trick. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. ~Author Unknown