quotes for your ex boyfriend

Earth with heaven above rejoices... ~Charles Kingsley



In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate. ~Toni Morrison



Kids today, all they talk about is big air. I say, stay on the mountain, that's where the action is. If you want big air, pull my finger. ~Smooth Johnson



Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die. ~G.K. Chesterton



Epigrams succeed where epics fail. ~Author Unknown



You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose. ~Lou Holtz and John Heisler, The Fighting Spirit



If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you. ~Author Unknown



On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. ~Bruce Willis, on the difference between men and women



Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. ~Haim Ginott



Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come. She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness. She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness. Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her. ~Proverbs 31:25-28



People tend to forget that the word "history" contains the word "story". ~Ken Burns



So long as we can lose any happiness, we possess some. ~Booth Tarkington



There are some men who turn a deaf ear to reason and good advice, and willfully go wrong for fear of being controlled. ~La Bruyere, Characters, 1688



When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body. ~Bill Lee



It satisfies no normal need. I like it.



A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. ~W.H. Auden



No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir



The Olympics remain the most compelling search for excellence that exists in sport, and maybe in life itself. ~Dawn Fraser



God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God. "Well, how about Mercury?" "No, it's too hot there." "Okay," said St. Peter, "what about Earth?" "No," said God, "They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it." ~Author Unknown



Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing. ~Bill Copeland