emma stone quotes

It's always the badly dressed people who are the most interesting. ~Jean Paul Gaultier



There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~Billy Joel



Food is an important part of a balanced diet. ~Fran Lebowitz



The earth is like a beautiful bride who needs no manmade jewels to heighten her loveliness. ~Kahlil Gibran



I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. ~English Professor (Name Unknown), Ohio University



People come to Washington believing it's the center of power. I know I did. It was only much later that I learned that Washington is a steering wheel that's not connected to the engine. ~Richard Goodwin



Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8



Rule #2: It's all small stuff.



History is the essence of innumerable biographies. ~Thomas Carlyle, On History



Fire is the most tolerable third party. ~Henry David Thoreau



The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war that we know about peace, more about killing that we know about living. ~Omar Bradley



Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs. ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat



Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are. ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1899



Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends. ~Margaret Thatcher



When I grow up I want to be a little boy. ~Joseph Heller, Something Happened, 1974



I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world. ~Mother Teresa



Black people have always been America's wilderness in search of a promised land. ~Cornel West, "Nihilism in America," Race Matters, 1993



The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do more, and you are not yet decrepit enough to turn them down. ~T.S. Eliot, quoted in Time, 23 October 1950



Sometimes life's Hell. But hey! Whatever gets the marshmallows toasty. ~J. Andrew Helt



There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966